Brotein Scream Chronicles
The Ritual
You scoop the last ghost of protein, hold the tub up like an altar, and scream into the void. It's cheaper than therapy and louder than your excuses.
The Totally-Scientific Explanation
Empty protein containers make acoustics go big-brain: your tiny yell turns into a dramatic echo that screams "I tried, bro." Gains remain pending, but the vibes are immaculate.
Relatable Content Alert
Everyone's done this. Whether you're sad, dramatic, or just hungry for content, the tub is now your microphone and your feelings are trending.
How to Monetize Your Meltdown
Record it. Add a slow zoom. Throw in some ironic captions and a sad piano loop. Voilà—viral. Tag the friend who owes you a scoop.
Final Flex
If the container screams back, congrats—you've unlocked a new gym buddy. If it stays silent, that's on the supplement brand. Mood: restock ASAP.