The Rise of Judgmental Kitchen Appliances

In a world where our refrigerators track our eating habits and our coffee machines remember our preferences, the IoT toaster has taken the next logical step: becoming your harshest breakfast critic.

More Than Just Toast

Modern toasters now come equipped with AI-powered analysis that evaluates everything from the quality of your bread to the precision of your toasting technique. Some models even send passive-aggressive notifications to your phone.

Unsolicited Breakfast Reviews

Users report receiving notifications like "That bagel was clearly frozen" or "Your avocado toast desperately needs more seasoning." The toasters have been known to deduct 'style points' for uneven butter distribution and questionable jam selection.

The Future of Breakfast Shaming

With the success of the judging toaster, manufacturers are already developing other critical kitchen appliances, including judging blenders that rate your smoothie ingredients and microwaves that passive-aggressively question your reheating choices.