"I'll Text You Later" in 2022: A Love Story (AKA a Lie)
"I'll Text You Later" – The Ghosting Anthem of 2022
Ah, the classic "I'll text you later." A phrase so empty, it could be the official motto of 2022. We’ve all been there: the false hope, the unanswered notifications, the slow descent into existential questioning. But hey, at least we got this meme out of it.
Why We Relate Too Hard
Whether it’s a crush, a friend, or your dentist confirming your appointment (spoiler: they won’t), this lie transcends all relationships. It’s the "I’ll call you back" of the digital age—except now we can screenshot the betrayal.
The Five Stages of "I'll Text You Later" Grief
1. Denial – "Maybe they’re busy?"
2. Anger – "Bro, it’s been 84 years."
3. Bargaining – "I’ll double-text… for science."
4. Depression – "Guess I’ll vibe with my cat."
5. Acceptance – "Seen at 2:21 PM. Cool, cool."
Verdict: They’re Never Texting Back
But at least we got a meme that’s more reliable than their texting habits. Share this with your similarly ghosted squad and laugh through the pain.