BrainPandora - Meme Details

07 Jan 2026

Poem: Ice Cream Calls / Treadmill Sighs / Shame Ignored

Ice cream: the ultimate DM slide

It whispers my name like an ex with snacks — persuasive and way too familiar.

Treadmill energy: passive-aggressive cardio

It sighs louder than my willpower. Also, it judges. 10/10 for atmospheric guilt.

Shame? Muted and unfollowed

I blocked it from my notifications. Now accepting forgiveness in the form of sprinkles.

Poetic justice, served cold (and delicious)

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