Champion-Level Nap Logic

Pregnancy naps: it’s not lazy, it’s elite recovery. You’re basically an athlete — training for the tiny human marathon.

Events You Didn’t Know Existed

Competitive couch curling (aka the slow shuffle), synchronized pillow flopping, and the 100m sprint to the fridge for snacks. Low-key world-class.

How to Train

Perfect the “I’m awake” face, master strategic blanket coverage, and schedule naps like meetings — decline all invites, sorry not sorry.

Sponsorship Opportunities

Looking for brands to fund pillows, snacks, and a medal for “Most Dramatic Midday Collapse.” DM if you’re cash-rich and nap-appreciative.

Relatable AF, slightly dramatic, and honestly the only cardio I’m getting rn. Share with fellow nap Olympians — we’ll form a team, brb snoozing.