RTFM → ATFI: Ask The Fucking Intelligence.
Manuals are so 2005
Remember when tech support shrugged and said "RTFM"? Those PDFs judged you harder than your last ex.
Enter: ATFI
Ask The Fucking Intelligence — the sassy AI that answers your dumb questions so you can pretend you already knew the answer.
Why it slaps
It won't blame you for "not reading the manual," it just gives receipts, memes, and the exact command you need. Fast, accurate, and zero sympathy.
How to vibe with it
Type panic. Add emoji. Accept roast. Screenshot for clout. If it replies in gifs, you're officially blessed.