When the Router Steals Your Soul

That moment when the spinning wheel becomes a personality trait: pages fail to load, group chats ghost you, and suddenly your will to argue with strangers about pineapple on pizza disappears. It's not just buffering — it's an emotional outage.

Why Two Lines Hit Harder Than a 10‑page Rant

Brevity is savage. A micro-poem about lost Wi‑Fi captures pure panic and dramatic overreaction in snackable form. It's the perfect mix of absurdity and truth — like a tweet that grew up and moved to the front page of your brain.

How to Turn It Into Viral Gold

Slap the lines over a chaotic photo: person theatrically collapsed, laptop face-down, phone showing one sad bar. Add a vintage filter, a tiny bit of theatrical lighting, and a caption that gaslights your followers into feeling seen. Post. Refresh. Wait for the dopamine cascade.

Quick Tips for Maximum Shares

Format for the platform: vertical video for Reels/TikTok, square for the 'Gram, and a muted palette for maximum existential vibes. Hashtags: #WiFiDown #SendMemes #Mood. Bonus: tag that one friend who literally can't live without streaming.