Sun Tzu vs Snack Time: Strategic Snacc Warfare
Sun Tzu, Snacks, and Strategic Chaos
He said "opportunities multiply" — I heard "snack hoard." Lowkey prophecy.
Battle Plan: Couch Edition
Spread the chips like a war map, secure the dips, flank the cookies. Bruh, it's art.
Victory Conditions
If snacks remain, you're winning. If not, blame the teammate who said "share."
TL;DR
Ancient wisdom applied to midnight munchies. Me: seizing snacks, achieving peak strategy. Mood = legendary.
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