Why Stepping on a Lego Barefoot is the Ultimate Betrayal

You're just vibing, minding your business, when suddenly—BAM!—your foot meets a tiny plastic landmine. The pain is instant, the rage is unreal, and the universe suddenly feels personal.

The Science Behind the Suffering

Scientists confirm: stepping on a Lego barefoot is 10x worse than stubbing your toe. It’s like stepping on a microscomebed knife designed by Satan’s toddler.

Stages of Lego Pain:

1. Shock

"Why is there a Lego here?! WHO DID THIS?!"

2. Denial

"Maybe it didn’t hurt that bad. Maybe I’m fine."

3. Rage

"I will find you. I will END you."

4. Resignation

*Limping away, vowing to buy slippers.*

How to Avoid This Tragedy

Simple: never walk again. Or just yell at your kids/spouse/roommate for leaving Legos everywhere. Either works.