Who *Hasn’t* Lied for Free Dessert?

We’ve all done it—claimed a fake anniversary, birthday, or even a "first date" just to score that complimentary slice of cake. And now, the internet is calling us out.

The Struggle Is Too Real

Imagine: you’re at a nice restaurant, eyeing the molten lava cake on the menu. Your wallet’s crying, but your soul screams *"Free. Dessert."* So you hit ‘em with the classic: *"It’s our anniversary!"* Cue the awkward applause from nearby tables.

Why Do We Do This?

Because life is hard, and cake is delicious. Also, waiters *know*. They’ve seen it all—the stuttering, the panic when they ask how many years. Just own it.

The Aftermath

Now you’re stuck pretending your "anniversary" is next week too. Congrats, you’re in a lie spiral. Worth it.