TSA vs. My Shampoo: A Tragicomedy

01 Jul 2025

When You Forget the 3-1-1 Rule Exists

We’ve all been there—standing in the TSA line, suddenly realizing your carry-on is basically a liquid grenade. 🤦‍♂️

You frantically dig through your bag like a raccoon in a dumpster, hoping no one notices your 12 oz. "travel-sized" shampoo. Spoiler: They notice.

Their dead-eyed stare says it all. "Sir, this is a 3.5 oz world, and you’re living in a 5 oz fantasy."

RIP to your $35 face serum. Welcome to the TSA confiscation hall of shame.