Veo3: The Greatest Grift Since "Free Robux"

Another day, another app promising miracles but delivering disappointment. Veo3’s alleged scam—$6 for 8 seconds of… something—has the internet screaming, "Bruh, even bottled water is a better investment."

Why Are We Like This?

Humans: *sees "limited-time offer"* *brain shuts down* *clicks buy* *instant regret*. Veo3 just weaponized FOMO, and we fell for it like noobs in a Nigerian prince email.

The Math Ain’t Mathing

$6 ÷ 8 seconds = you paying $2,700/hour for… vibes? Excuse me while I go sell my toenail clippings as NFTs.

Final Verdict

If Veo3 was a person, they’d be that one friend who "forgets" their wallet every time. Delete the app, drink tap water, and touch grass.