The Setup (aka: Act Natural)

You're at the table, breathing like a CEO, hands steady, eyes dead inside. Low-key flexing your calm like it's a personality trait.

Plot Twist: The Tell

Someone calls your bluff and suddenly your brain does the thing where it buffers... and then emits a tiny, adorable meltdown. Big oof energy.

IRL vs. Profile Pic

Profile pic: Mona Lisa vibes. IRL: mascara meets existential crisis. The duel between "I'm fine" and "also me crying rn" is legendary.

Life Lesson (and Shareable Content)

If poker taught us anything, it's how to fake composure like a pro and then collapse into chaos the moment chips hit the floor. Relatable, hilarious, and absolutely memeable — pls share.