When your brain files a missing-person report

Congrats, you’re single-handedly testing the limits of human Wi‑Fi. Hustle culture sent flowers; burnout sent eviction papers. lol.

Signs you’re fully cursed by productivity

Eye bags deeper than your notification history. Coffee levels: electrolyte. Weekend? Oh you mean that myth.

Reality check (soft but real)

Pushing thru won’t make your to‑do list love you back. It just makes you fun-sized chaos with a laptop.

Micro break hacks (do one, not ten)

20 secs stretch. 60 secs outside. No, doomscrolling doesn’t count. Lowkey your brain will stan you for this.

Shareability score: 100%

If you’ve ever said “I’ll rest after this” and then opened another tab, congrats — you’re the main character of this tragedy. smh.